Nova Scotia is Like an iPhone that Pees Coffee..

It's funny about this subsite. For a few seconds I seriously thought it was for a phone called the Pomegranate NS08 -- which I had already begun to covet more than anything else I've ever wanted, ever.

Diddy Bottles His Pheromones.

We've seen plenty of evidence in the ad world of P. Diddy's self-deluded worldview: Ciroc Vodka, Burger King, Unforgivable.

iJustine, Karen Get Lost in America With AT&T.

Surprisingly, there hasn't been much press on AT&T's Lost in America, a Wal-Marting Across America-style (sorry, Justine) travel blog program fronted by Justine Ezarik, a.k.a iJustine and Karen Nguyen.

Disney Career Guarantees Nudity.

So what does an "aging" Disney star do when she gets too old for Mickey? She gets nude.

Even Australians Are Fat.

It seems America isn't the only place with an obesity problem.

Laptops Change Lives, AdWeek A ThirtySomething, Yang Yahooed.

Laptops can change your world. Well, not yours but the world of those who need theirs changed.

Bright Ones: Linda Bustos Will Make You Smile.

Linda Bustos loves guacamole, hummus, salsa, tahini, tzatziki and peanut butter. A lot.

Tomb Raider Does Site-Takeover, Content-Manipulation Thing.

From now through December, expect to see Lara Croft decimating your favourite gamer sites, starting with this one. (Pull the ring in the leaderboard to get her going.)

Don't Just Talk the Grill; Rock the Grill..

Pay close attention. The object behind the Grill the Goodness advergame is to put items on the grill, then use various tools (spatula, tongs, fork) to achieve two objectives: cook the food properly, and swat sticky fingers that try to steal the food before it's done.

Facebook Advertising Isn't Dead.

Alisa Leonard-Hansen solves Facebook's woes and informs marketer the site IS a viable "advertising" channel.

Hey, Song Writer. Got a Hit? License It to the Porn Industry..

Just another idea by our good (if lazy) friend Chuck, who hashes it out like so.

Coach Tom Carries Staples into Social Media Scene. Staples is running a campaign called Gift it for Free, where 10,000 people could "win" any purchase they make at the store between November 16 and December 24. To promote an already-feeble promotional effort, the marketing team invented a...

Motrin Eases Pain of Women With Giant Breasts.

Babywearing isn't the only thing that causes back pain.

Watching Toyota's Saved by Zero Will Kill You.

The Toyota folks must be loving all this hatred.

Crush, Dentsu Canada 'Visualize' Lexus IS F.

Provided with little more than an audio file of the Lexus IS F on the go, production company Crush was asked to visualize what it would look like.

'Unworry' Brings 'Unclevers' Out of the Woodwork.

Riffing on some vague notion that Australia isn't sophisticated enough to conceive of "exotic" naturally-grown foods or handbags worth more than cars, the NRMA's "Unworry" ad invites Aussies to "uncomplicate, unstress and" -- naturally -- "unworry."

'Sibling Rivalry' Makes Artistic Contribution to Zune Arts.

It's bloody disgusting. And knowing that, you can probably guess all that paint isn't coming from a Kelly Moore bucket.

Shocker! American Apparel Uses Nudity to Sell Clothing!.

Once again, nudity in advertising brings back good old-fashioned American outrage.

Legs Dance, Lingeries Lies, Photoshop Amputates.

This...has nothing to do with anything. Call it a commercial break from all the...uh...commercials when through at you every day.

Snowflakes That Stick Together...Promote Utah? Apparently.

This, by far, has to be the strangest tourism ad we've ever seen.

Bike Hero Puts Pedal to Punk Rock..

This looks like fun. And before you self-harm on account of your incapacity to contrive something this cool with nothing but gamer love and idle time, take comfort: it was apparently pretty well-funded.

Smoking Out Smokers, Lively Bludgeoned, Hello Kitty for Alkies.

- The American Cancer Society is hosting a Great American Smokeout today.

TGI Friday's Wants to Stripe You..

You know, like a candy cane, except with peeled-off bits of other people's faces.